What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why can't I lose weight?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

I’m worried I have a bat bite on my hand, I have two small marks about 1 cm apart. I haven’t been in contact with a bat but I’m worried about at night. My fingers have a slight tingling sensation and my arm feels cold but isn’t. Am I ok?

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do I keep dreaming of my mom, who recently passed away from cancer, still being sick and in pain?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why would a spouse cheat if the marriage is good?

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What are the major security challenges facing India, both domestically and internationally, and how does the government address them?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What can melt your heart?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

-J W Pepper

What is every dictators biggest fear?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

Diamonds Are Forever

What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Moonraker

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?